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Smart Ass Necktie, Brain & Donkey Print Tie

$ 36.00


Smart Ass Necktie, Brain & Donkey Print Tie. You know you're the smartest one in the room, it's time for a little extra extra to let everyone know. Looking for the perfect gift for that sarcastic friend of yours? We're here to help. We've heard democrats are keen on this one too - another great way to piss off political doofuses. Or is that doofi? Anywho. Kick some ass, smartypants!

• Pattern: Smart Ass Donkey & Brains
• Fabric: Silky-soft microfiber or 100% silk.
• Printing ink: Non-toxic, waterbased ink.
• Print area: Print extends 24" up from bottom point.
• Solid or printed knot? This tie is printed very long. Some of the pattern will show in the knot depending on how the tie is tied and the size of the wearer.
• Tie Size: Choose standard, narrow, skinny, or XL. 
• Color: Many! Your choice from dropdown menu.
• Microfiber care: Hand wash, spot clean, or dry clean.
• Silk care: Spot clean, or dry clean.
• Creases and folds? Gently iron medium.

Shown: Cobalt print on periwinkle, antique brass on burgundy, steel on navy, dove grey on black. Original illustration, hand-printed in the USA in our Detroit Michigan studio.

Make this design uniquely yours by choosing custom ink and fabric colors.

If you would like help from the pros when choosing custom colors to match please email us at

You can also call 855-LAB-TIES(522-8437) during Monday-Friday 9:00am-5:00pm