Hanukkah Sweater Mask, Adjustable ugly holiday sweater facemask

Ugly Hanukkah Sweater Mask, Adjustable holiday facemask. Ugly Sweater Parties are still a thing? You know you're going to have to sit through 5 of them on Zoom this year, because everyone will think sweater parties are somehow new and exciting again, but only because you're that bored. Wear this and maybe it'll be less painful!? Make a memorable fashion statement having everyone wear one in your holiday family photos. Yeah, you'll sure want to stroll back down memory lane for that one!

• Exterior: Super tight, silky-soft, fine-weave microfiber poly
  
• Lining: Soft, bamboo-viscose interior
  
• 100% hand made!
• Fabric hand-silkscreen printed by me in Detroit, MI. USA!
• Waterbase, non-toxic printing ink
• Hand sewn by me in Detroit, MI. USA! *NOT* a pre-made blank.
• NEW: Now adjustable, 1/4" elastic ear loops!!!! One size truly does fit all - if you have an itty-bitty, petite face, or an XXL melon or beard, our ear straps now have comfortable silicone adjusters to truly fit all.
  
• Comfortable: Fits very closely to the face
• Reusable and machine washable - See care instructions

Shown: White on french blue. Hand-sewn and hand-printed in our Detroit studio. 

Get the exact fit you want. You’ll love our new soft, silicone adjusters. These tiny little silicone doo-dads just solved many, many size problems. 🎉🏆 Now the biggest and tiniest melons can coexist in peace! 

Want ties with that? We can make face masks to coordinate with any of our neckties, bow ties and pocket squares you already love so much! Match 'em up! Exact same fabric and print, now you can show your love for the thing you're into...well...right on your face hole. Never has businessing in the apocalypse been quite so fancy. 

Here's the deal kids, we all hate wearing masks, but this one's actually really comfortable. For me to say that, means a lot - it feels nice on and isn’t annoying. The interior layer is a very soft bamboo, the same fabric we use for our scarves; the exterior is a tightly woven poly that is recommended to keep moisture away and the crud out. Yep, it's a little spendy for a single mask, but there's over 2 hours of work in each to get it just right, and it's infinitely reusable!