Screw
crew (you)! The perfect anti-valentine or just a nifty gift for the hardware lover - if your mind happens not to be in the gutter. We trust you're all wholesome and would never, ever think such a thing. Ha!

Yeah, yeah, this one's kind of crass, but you all have been practically begging for it to come back, so we did. Because we love you. What a perfect way to elegantly tell someone off! Or, for those a little less entertained by blatant crudeness, this tie makes a wonderful gift for that special woodworker or handyman/woman in your life. For Valentine's day, say what you really feel! (For a slightly gentler message, see our HeartAttack tie.)

Bad puns are awesome. Actual size of screw is eight inches. (That's pretty darned screwed.)


1. Choose fabric type:
Microfiber ($30 all sizes) or 100% silk ($40)

2. Choose width:
Standard or narrow.
Note: Silk only available in Standard width.

measurements:
standard width is 3.75-4"
narrow is 2.75-3"
all 58" long

Also available in extra long (XL) microfiber: standard width, 3.75-4" wide and 62" long.

3. Choose available colors from pull down menus below:

We welcome custom colors. If you'd like something different, please just ask!

Having trouble deciding on color? VIEW FULL COLOR CHART

microfiber

standard black/silver ink narrow black/silver ink standard XL black/silver ink standard khaki/black ink narrow khaki/black ink standard XL khaki/black ink standard sage/black ink narrow sage/black ink standard white/black ink narrow white/black ink standard silver/black ink narrow silver/black ink standard XL silver/black ink standard dk. brown/silver ink narrow dk. brown/silver ink standard sky blue/black ink narrow sky blue/black ink standard olive/black ink narrow olive/black ink standard olive/silver ink narrow olive/silver ink standard burgundy/black ink narrow burgundy/black ink standard burgundy/silver ink narrow burgundy/silver ink standard pink/black ink narrow pink/black ink standard red/black ink narrow red/black ink standard crimson/black ink narrow crimson/black ink

100% silk

standard black silk/white ink standard black silk/gold ink standard black silk/silver ink standard white silk/silver ink standard white silk/black ink

ADD PREMIUM PACKAGING for only $10 more!

wood box

blond wood TIE LAB gift box

*Note, although the wood boxes weigh 1.5 pounds each, they will still only add $5.80 USD additional to the total shipping and handling cost. Please enter your zip code at the cart screen to get your proper shipping total.

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