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Screw Necktie

$ 36.00

Screw Necktie. Screw (you)! The perfect anti-valentine or just a nifty gift for the hardware lover - if your mind happens not to be in the gutter. We trust you're all wholesome and would never, ever think such a thing.

Yeah, yeah, this one's kind of crass, but you all have been practically begging for it to come back, so we did. Because we love you. What a perfect way to elegantly tell someone off! Or, for those a little less entertained by blatant crudeness, this tie makes a wonderful gift for that special woodworker or handyman/woman in your life. For Valentine's day, say what you really feel! (For a slightly gentler message, see our Heart Attack tie.)

Bad puns are awesome. Actual size of screw is eight inches. (That's pretty darned screwed.)

Make this design uniquely yours by choosing custom ink and fabric colors.

If you would like help from the pros when choosing custom colors to match please email us at

You can also call 855-LAB-TIES(522-8437) during Monday-Friday 9:00am-5:00pm